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I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle you'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude...
I think you've got a problem

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

Hey Mario! Get your shit together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this bitich forever

Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a koopa-Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him down
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires... And spitting hot fire

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code

You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivor
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where the hunnies at
Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

Hey Mario! Get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code

Hey Mario! Get your shit together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this bitch forever
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